Everybody's got a birthday! You've got one! I've got one! That weird guy down the street who speaks in convoluted metaphors and riddles has one! And yet not all of us have a Snacker Happy Birthday Cake! Except the riddle guy. Be like the riddle guy.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
